Saturday, 14 July 2007
hi im back to post again. went to boon chai shop today. so long nvr see them le. then zhiwen and cheryl came. lol cheryl came to see tx, cheryl saw him. then i help do some work for boon chai. earned myself 10 bucks in around 1.5hrs. not bad huh. zhiwen and cheryl left early. then tianxiao came out and started telling jokes. dam dirty one. here's the joke, quite old le.
(Please skip this portion if u think it's too dirty le)
One day, a boy asked his father about sex.
Son: Father what is sex?
Father: Aiya sex is just like digging ur nose lor.
Son: Then why do the ladies seem to enjoy it so much???
Father: Aiya, when u dig ur nose, which one shuang? ur nose or ur finger? of course nose wat.
Son: Oh...then why do the guys do not like to use condom?
Father: Aiya u try digging ur nose with ur glove lor, see shuang or not.
Son: Oh...then y dont ladies do it during their period?
Father:When u nosebleed u still dig ur nose meh??
Son: O...then one last question. Since ladies love to have sex, why do they hate it when ppl rape them?
Father: Aiyo so stupid. How would u feel if someone just dig ur nose when u are walking on the street???
(Joke ends)
wthell so dam funny. then later boon chai went to eat durian, and i tagged along. ate 2 durians. very nice, but still not as good as the one me dad buy for me one. now dam thirsty. then helped jingwen print out his score. then went to chinatown to meet him and huirong and tania. lol tania just told me him and her held hands le. haha. he describes it as 'nirvana'. ate claypot rice. dam quick dinner. then went to bugis play arcade. lol saw han lei there. he went to play virtua soccer. got trashed. he say the ppl there too pro le. lol. then went home. gta go home earlier sia, today first day of seventh month le.